Its been several weeks since I thought I had anything worth a Wednesday Whine. But today, I feel some whining in the air...it is going on all around me. I thought I might join in, just for the fun of it.
I need to take this one opportunity to whine about the heat. I made a commitment last year to cease whining about the heat during the summer and found that I actually tolerated it much better. Not very much, but a little. Attitude is everything!
Let me just say this: I do not like the heat and humidity of summer in Alabama. Or Ohio. Or Iowa. Or Missouri. Or Virginia.
Never have. Probably never will.
You'd think that I would have acclimated to it, but I never have. Doesn't make it any easier that the Rocket Man (of the Macon, Georgia Masseys) thinks that the weather approaches comfort when it is 94 degrees outside with 99% humidity. We are thermatically ( is that even a word?) incompatible. Nonetheless, I did much better with a better attitude last year, so I intend to try it again this year. ONCE IT IS TRULY SUMMER.! I'm whining about the heat today with a clear conscience because it is still spring :)
And, another thing. resolve to whine or not; don't even tell me how it isn't as hot as last summer when I have sweat rolling down my back today! I don't give a hoot or holler how hot is was last summer when I'm hot RIGHT NOW! Just a word of warning. I might have resolved to cease whining, but I go crazy-nuts when I hear that. I might hurt you!
So, here's my whine. It has been soooooooooo hooooooooooooooooottttttt outside! And stiiiiiccccckkkkyyy! I haaaaaaaaate it. I can't waaaaaaaiiiiiiiittttt for fall and cooler temperaturrrres.
How about you? What are you whining about out there? I know you are, because I'm hearing it everywhere I go. Wah, wah, wah!
~Mollianne
2 comments:
It's hot outside and insiiiddde!
And you butt dialed me twice this morning while I was trying to irresponsibly trying to sleeeeep iiiinnnn!!
I really neeeed to get my hair done; it looks like craaap!
And I have eating monsters that are eating all my foooood!!
Poor, Poor Annie! I'm sorry about the inadvertent calls. I don't carry my phone in my back pocket, so it couldn't have been a butt call. I do stick it in my bra, so you might have gotten a boob-call :)
Call Angel's place and make an appointment. That help with the hair. I can't do anything about the garbage disposals you call sons.
If you get too hot, come to my house. Oh, wait. The A/C is off during the day. No sense in having the silly thing run all day long to keep the house at 78 when nobody is there. But, you can turn it on if you come.
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